Mom. Turn off that light!
What light, Kirby?
That big square one on the wall!
Kirby, that is sunshine coming through the window!
OH, OK then, I will just cover my eyes!
Good plan, Kirby.
Mom? Is hug your cat day over yet?
No. Kirby, it isn't!
Darn! Every time Mom gets close to me she grabs me and hugs me.
Kirby, I only do it because you hate it so and struggle so. The last two times you have even cried like a little girl.
I did not! I was just complaining to Dad!